Top 10 advantages to being left handed
10. Lots of fun jokes from your right handed friends.
9. Being able to smear your writing as you write with a pencil.
8. Having your handedness slighted at every opportunity.
7. Throwing off sports opponents timing.
6. Being the member of a minority.
5. Having something in common with the last four U.S. presidents.
4. Entertaining everyone with your scissor use.
3. Being in your right mind.
2. Getting to play first base.
1. Seeing the look on peoples faces after you shake their hand and remarking that most people usually wipe their butt with their dominant hand. (This works best when you are using the "scout" hand shake.)
3 comments:
# 1 ewww!
You forgot to mention more elbow room at the table because you always sit at the end
I,m in my right mind also. How about this quote. "I am Nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am Perfect!"
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