The 13 Articles of Fake (or A Liberals Game Plan)

1. We believe in the earth, animals and in our own intelligence.
2. We believe that Whites should be punished for their own sins and also for slave owners transgressions.
3. We believe that through government intervention that all mankind can be collectively saved by obedience to the laws and regulations we establish.
4. We believe in the first four principals and requirements of government are: first taxes, second entitlements, third redistribution of wealth, and fourth the handing out of favors to our cronies.
5. We believe that man must be appointed by a committee by those who are the smartest to determine such things.
6. We believe in the same organization that existed in the Soviet Union namely, Administrators, dictators, directors, workers, overseers, and so forth.
7. We believe in the gift of Medicare, Medicaid, Health care, welfare, amnesty, activist judges, and so forth.
8. We believe the Communist Manifesto to be the word of the people, we also believe Rules for Radicals to be the word of man.
9. We believe all that man has dreamed up, all that he does now dream up, and that he will yet dream up many great and important things pertaining to the suppression of man.
10. We believe in the literal warming of the planet and the restoration of the Socialist system, that Utopia will be built on this the American continent, that Obama will reign personally upon the earth.
11. We claim the privilege of worshiping nature according to the dictates of the Sierra Club and P.E.T.A. and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where and what we say.
12. We believe in you being subject.
13. We believe in doing what ever it takes to get what we want; indeed we may say we follow the admonition of Carl (Marx)-- we pervert all things, we hope for change, We have changed many things and we plan on changing all things.  If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy we make fun of those things.