I just heard a news item on our local news station. A certain woman named Ms. Butts is facing up to three years in jail for stealing three roles of toilet paper. When she was questioned they said that "at first she didn't come clean" about the theft but later admitted to it. This is her third offence hence the "rough" sentence. People are calling this the "toilet paper caper".
4 comments:
Is this some kind of joke? I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head!
I'm glad they were able to crack the case.
BTW we had a "Sister Butts" in our ward for several months while her new husband (that would be Brother Butts) served in the Iraq war. Clearly she was in love with him ... otherwise why would you take his name?
Be glad you are not Moms friend Fanny Pead Brown
Grooooaaaannn. You are so bad! Sagehen is no better. This stinke!
Post a Comment